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Fauna of Eris

This page was created to give those interested in Eris to see what can be found on the Eris server.

Fauna found aboard the "CEV" Eris

Creature	Current Knowledge
Monkey	The monkeys were brought aboard for testing Moebius experiments safely. What can affect a monkey will surely affect a human, no?
Corgi	The First Officer brought his dog aboard, not sure why. I heard the dog is cute, but the Serbians like them as a delicacy...
Chicken	The Preacher and his Agrolytes brought some chickens aboard, the eggs will be useful I suppose.
Cow	The cows offer us milk, but the Agrolytes are stingy when it comes to milking them. We've got cakes and roach burgers to make!
Mouse	God Damn rats must've stowed aboard before we left. At least they're harmless and provide food for the journey.
Slime	The slime farm experiment will yield us unlimited resources if we do it right, make sure the fire extinguisher is handy though. Can't have too many accidents.
Roach	Is that a roach? How the hell did it get so big, and why are some of them armored!? Quick close the doors, can't have those things seen by the inspectors!
Spider	Uwah? What the fuck is that thing, and it's fucking moving! Run! Agh it bit me, let's get out of here... So sleepy... Why am I tired...

Fauna not found aboard "CEV" Eris

These creatures and borgs are not native to "CEV" Eris but may find their way aboard. Some are cute and harmless, others are hostile and will kill you.

Creature	Current Knowledge
Lizard	How did these things get aboard? Don't let them eat all of the food!
Borer	What is that ugly looking creature? Don't let it touch me, kill it!
Bats	I'm not even sure how these things got aboard! I hate space.
Shroom	Is that a walking mushroom? The fungi aboard shouldn't be able to create these!
Space Bear	Is that a bear?
Combat Drone	What an old drone. Things thing shouldn't be wandering around this asteroid... Shit its shooting!
Drone	Tch, looks like someone lost their drones again...
One Star Drone	These must be the old drones from One Star... Amazing how they still work.
One Star Roomba	Is that a primitive cleaning bot? Why does it... Have a mine attached to it?
Corrupted Drone	That drone looks warped... Shit its charging us, quick don't let it get close!
Warped Medibot	That medibot looks wrong, but I need the medication. Wait, stop cutting, stop! Please, stop!
Warped Borg	I haven't heard from the borg recently, wonder if it lost power or not...
Corrupted Human	Why is section three locked down? AI? Anyone? Why can't I get ahold of anyone!?!?
Warped Human	What are those things!? Run to the chapel, it should protect us! Get the Preacher, call Ironhammer, call someone! They're coming through the doors!
Warped Mech	IT ATE JEFF! IT FUCKING ATE HIM! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING!?
Warped Cleanbot	Is that the janitorial b- AGHG MY FACE! IT BURNS!